Because I’m the Momma, That’s Why

Dear Children,
Please do not question why I get two pieces of candy, while you only get one. Being a grown-up isn’t “fun”, nor am I “lucky”. This grown-up gig is hard. It’s all bills, and laundry, and clogged toilets. Staying up late and eating whatever I want are the primary perks of this job. Let me enjoy them in peace.

Signed,
Your exhausted mother

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4 responses

    • Uh huh…sneaking food while eating has a two-fold benefit. You don’t have to share with the kiddos, AND your husband is so very impressed by your bird-like appetite.

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